Perfect imperfections

Apr 23

burn-yourlifedown:

tastefullyoffensive:

Some of Ellen’s favorite tweets of the week. [video]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Apr 23
Apr 23

Man, I love that one Disney movie

marauders4evr:

That opens up with chanting in a different language

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With the royal family

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And the adorable children

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And the tragic death(s)

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And then our hero runs away

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And sings a really catchy song about being free

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Without realizing that the kingdom is in ruins

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And is being ruled by a villain who wants to be king

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A villain who is really good at causing guilt trips

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And so our hero goes back

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And they all live happily ever after

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It’s such a great movie

Apr 23
hatefuckthecrowdwithmagic:

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

it is the east! and Juliet is the sun

hatefuckthecrowdwithmagic:

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

it is the east! and Juliet is the sun

Apr 23

misandry-mermaid:

Reblog forever. It is shocking how long it took me to realize this. Of course, I’m called a bitch if I don’t inflate a man’s delicate ego by laughing at his shitty jokes, but that’s a price I’m more than willing to pay.

Apr 21

sjmoriarty:

one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

Apr 21
Apr 21

ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

Apr 21

reblogmyselfie:

officialoreo:

reblogmyselfie:

for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family

at least you dont need to buy a costume

ouch

Apr 21

jackballs:

don’t even let me talk to hot people I’ll just be like

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