Perfect imperfections

Aug 29
Aug 29

unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

Aug 29

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

Aug 29

deckitout:

deckitout:

MY LESBIAN GRANDMAS BOUGHT EACH OTHER THE SAME FLANNEL SHIRT FROM MACYS FOR CHRISTMAS IM CRYING

UPDATE: THEY BOTH AGREED ON NOT GIVING EACH OTHER GIFTS

Aug 29

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

Aug 29
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Aug 28
Aug 28
slip-and-slut:

raven u can see into the fucking future stop actin like this the weirdest shit u ever heard

slip-and-slut:

raven u can see into the fucking future stop actin like this the weirdest shit u ever heard

Aug 28

undefyinq:

undefyinq:

imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma