Perfect imperfections

Jul 22

espeyonce:

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

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Jul 22

boywhocriedwerewolf:

ohmycarveredlund:

nepeta-lives:

I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

i have been laughing for 3 million years

Jul 22

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

Jul 22
Jul 22

masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

Jul 22

awardweiner:

i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate

Jul 22

orgasm:

whenever i see a pic of jared leto i always have to think if he’s jesus for a second

Jul 22

snoia:

u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time

Jul 22

boatany:

my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

Jul 22